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If Victoria Beckham is truly gonna go Dancing with the Stars in the future, her partner may need to wear a facemask.

After all, those giant boobs are a dangerous weapon.

And it doesn’t appear as though the former Spice Girl is planning on covering them up any time soon.

David and Victoria Beckham at the Royal Wedding

Apparently competing with her husband for most blatant display of nudity – although it will be tough to beat a picture of David Beckham nude – Victoria is seen here, once again, pointing her nipples in the direction of all around her.

There’s no way to comprehend why Beckham doesn’t grasp the concept of a bra. Or a non-see through shirt. Perhaps she feels the need to compete with Katie Price.

Makes us afraid of what she might do if Gemma Atkinson talks trash, too.