Sorry, Lily Allen. You're gonna appear on our celebrity gossip site at least one more time.
The British singer has written on her MySpace blog about deeply personal topics, including her body image issues - and now her hatred of being in the spotlight.
In an angry post yesterday â€" titled "F--- Off, F--- Off" â€" Allen says her newfound celebrity is making her lose interest in her online journal. Hear that, people, we've made Lily Allen almost stop writing!
"This used to be one of my favourite things to do. But the tabloid f---s have ruined it. Everything i write here gets twisted and rewritten by a bunch of lazy f---s who havent got anything better to write about," Allen wrote, sounding a lot like Isaiah Washington at the end there.
Lily adds: "I don't want to be a celebrity, I am a singer."
Somewhere, Britney Spears doesn't understand the difference between the two.
In the MySpace post, Allen also denies celebrity gossip reports that, at her Tuesday concert at New York City's Roseland Ballroom, she took the stage two hours late, forgot the words to her songs and later partied with actor Josh Harnett.
Writes Allen: "I would never turn up two hours late for a gig ... EVER. id been in my dressing room since four o'clock that afternoon anyway its not as if id leave 3000 people out there for no reason."
And what about Hartnett? "this nonsense about josh hartnett is exactly that. nonsense."
Well, okay then. We can't get every rumor right, Lily. But how will people know where to find Tila Tequila nude if blogs such as ours didn't exist?
Overall, the singer says she's not interested in celebrity culture at all.
"I don't sleep and take drugs with famous people (i have a boyfriend ive been with for nearly 3 years), I don't go to film premieres," she writes. "I don't go shopping in the paparazzi hotspots, so please leave me alone."
Fine. The Hollywood Gossip will focus on another British entertainer, Amy Winehouse, and her fights with Blake Fielder-Civil instead.