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This Photo Finish was too easy. They’re BFFs. They both starred on the reality TV hit, The Simple Life. They’re both exponentially overhyped and marginally talented. At best.

And they’ve both posed for sexy mug shots in the recent past.

All celebrity mug shots are appreciated by our celebrity gossip staffers, but these two are personal favorites. Here are the booking photos of Paris Hilton (left), and Nicole Richie

Which celebrity mug shot is more hottttttt?

Carter Reum, Wife
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As for the incarcerated Hilton, we’re obliged to update you on her status in the slammer. Supposedly, she was the cause of a small riot after got “hazed” in the shower by a couple of inmates who let her have it after she dropped the soap.

Just kidding! All is well for Paris Hilton in jail. A day or so into her 23-day term, officials are calling her a “model citizen” – gracious, thankful and polite to staff.

She’s wearing a short-sleeved, orange jumpsuit. She still has on the makeup she was wearing when she turned herself in. Her hair is down. Extensions on inmates’ hair, normally not allowed, are okay in her case because they’re “tightly wound.” In case you were wondering.

She’s not interacting with any of the inmates, at least not yet, but she’s seeing them through glass. She’s not happy, but resigned to doing time and getting it over with. She’s not scared, and she’s not teary-eyed. Just quiet and reserved.

As for her cell – it’s 12×8 feet, with a bunk bed, a toilet and wash basin. There are windows – a little one in the door, and one on the wall that overlooks buildings.

Yeah, if there’s one thing we learned from Office Space, it’s that minimum security prison is no picnic. But we think the HO-tel heiress can stomach 21 more days.