Britney Spears Secures Wig, Plans More Bad Shows

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Britney Spears almost lost her new wig while making her way to her second home, Millenium Dance Studio. But luckily, she quickly grabbed it to made sure the blonde polyester mop didn't fall and expose her bald head.

Which is too bad.

Britney Spears' New Body!

While we're glad Britney Spears is awake enough to feel when her wigs fall off, as it means she's probably not drunk or stoned, we would not have objected to a shot of good ol' Cue Ball.

It was a busy day for Spears, who hit up not only dance class but the recording studio, where she did some "work" with none other than J.R. Rotem.

Britney is reportedly gearing up to play the House of Blues in Orlando, Fla., after a string of short, mediocre gigs in Southern California and Las Vegas.

Tickets went on sale this morning for the May 19th show, which will cost "only" $35, compared to triple-digit sums some idiots (talking to you, Lindsay Lohan) plunked down to see the gyrating wigger in California.

Still, that's $35 that's better spent on a pack of smokes, a case of beer, and a bucket of fried chicken. If you ask Kevin Federline, at least.


Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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