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Wow. Marilyn Manson would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.

We would probably do the same, if we the hot exotic dancer we were divorcing was seen cozying up to the likes of unfunny, disgusting dirt balls like Perez Hilton.

Despite being exponentially over-hyped and unworthy of one-tenth of the publicity he receives, the quote unquote celebrity gossip gangsta has become a star in his own right, so we’re never that shocked to see him around Hollywood hotties like Dita Von Teese.

Perez Hilton Says Some Things

That doesn’t mean he’s not gross, though. Comb your hair, you louse-ridden waste. Thanks a lot, Perez. Now we have this image burned into our minds instead of Dita Von Teese nude. Not what we were looking for when we came to work today.

Just stay away from Evan Rachel Wood, okay, Perez? That’s all we ask. We can’t take any more of this abuse… and Marilyn Manson might actually kill you.