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Ian Ziering and Cheryl Burke (Samba)Ian Ziering is definitely capable of more attitude and athleticism, and the judges are on to him. We liked the performance and thought that both Ian and Cheryl Burke looked great. Ian’s arm muscles were the most impressive of the night, but his Samba was mediocre when compared with Apolo’s. Ian admitted that he had trouble getting into the character of the dance. In a few weeks, all of the dead weight will be gone, and Ian and Cheryl will need to do something to stand out. Score: 24 (all 8s)

Clyde Drexler and Elena Grinenko (Rumba) – Clyde’s busy schedule this week included a trip to China and his travels left him with very little practice time. Early on in the competition, the judges encouraged him to take advantage of his long legs and open up on the dance floor. Clyde is still not heeding this advice, unfortunately. He and Elena’s Rumba was very subdued. Elena essentially danced around Clyde, while Clyde alternated between walking and standing still. The judges showed the couple no mercy, calling Clyde the worst dancer in the competition. Score: 13 (4, 5, 4) Deserved, but ouch.

Iman and Daniella

Heather Mills and Jonathan Roberts (Samba)Heather Mills insisted that her partner get the “Steve Carell” treatment (that’s chest-waxing, for those of you who didn’t see The 40-Year-Old Virgin). Ironically, Jonathan’s bare chest was Heather’s downfall. The pair performed a lively, entertaining Samba. Jonathan wore an open muscle shirt, and Heather wore a dress that made her look like Christmas tinsel. Their performance took an unlucky turn when Heather’s foot slipped on Jonathan’s baby-smooth chest, sending her to the floor butt-first. That noise you heard was the applause of millions of Paul McCartney supporters. The judges gave her a break, since the rest of the dance was more than competent. Score: 21 (7, 7, 7)

Joey Fatone and Kym Johnson (Rumba) – Joey got some dance tips from former bandmate Lance Bass and actor Alfonso Ribeiro. Fatone wanted to shed his goofy side and get into the sexy character of the Rumba, and we thought he succeeded. He was flexible and focused, and he even grabbed Kym’s butt a few times for good measure. The judges gave Joey some grief for being too feminine, and Carrie Ann thought that Joey “over-performed” the dance. Bruno was the sole voice of dissent, calling the performance “strong and soft.” Score: 25 (8, 8, 9)

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