Take the following story with a grain of salt as large as Jessica Simpson's boobs.
There is a rumor (brace yourself, readers) that the latest celebrity hook-up (are you ready for this?) between two random people in the news (make sure you're sitting down) went down between Kevin Federline ... and Jennifer Aniston.
Pick your jaws up off the floors, fans, and consider: each is single. Each may be feeling lonely and bitter. Each has been forced to watch former flames move on in the public eye.
We'll let The Long Island Press, which broke the story, explain how it supposedly came about:
After hanging out with former Friends costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals ... And what other newly exed celeb happened to be in the same place, slamming a Colt 45 while wearing a too-large-for-his-frame velour sweatsuit?
Sources tell me they spent the rest of the night in a private area, making fun of their exes.
When the lights of the club finally came on, the two were seen escaping into the shadows through a back door.
Holy Hollywood Gossip, people! If this rumor is valid, it would be crazier than Anna Nicole Smith and Janice Dickinson put together! Let's pray that it is.