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They’re both old, may have been hot back in the day at some point (we can’t say for sure, one way or the other) and are quite possibly insane. What’s more, they are both washed-up hacks who can’t seem to stay out of the limelight, even when they’re not actually doing anything. One of them can’t keep her mouth shut. The other can’t even keep the lights on!

Yeah. They’re real normal. T.H. Gossip is proud present to you, this totally terrifying train-wreck twosome: Anna Nicole Smith and Janice Dickinson.

 

Janice Dickinson Attends Art Hearts Fashion Los Angeles Fashion Week
Photo via Arun Nevader

Dear God, that is frightening. Coming Soon: T.H. Gossip’s Alcohol-Drug Rehab Edition of Photo Finish, featuring the lovely likes of Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie.