Desperate Lindsay Lohan Turning to Microphones

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Having dried up every male resource out there, Lindsay Lohan recenly turned to women.

Females have been running around in a panic ever since.

Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed

Now, however, it appears as though the sister of Ali Lohan has moved on again.

She's opening up her heart (and legs and, in this photo, mouth) to inanimate objects, those less likely to crush her dreams like a sane Harry Morton did a couple months ago.

We feel sorry for the mic shown here.

To paraphrase Kelly Ripa talking to Clay Aiken, we don't know where Lohan's mouth has been.

Actually, that's not really true.

It's more like we don't know where it has not been.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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