Nicole Richie (right) has more to deal with than the fallout from axing Rachel Zoe or denying that she has a plethora of eating disorders: PETA has just named her the world’s worst-dressed celeb.
“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” the animal rights group says of Nicole Richie. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.”
Wow. We never thought we’d say this, but here goes: Well said, PETA!
Crazy, possibly-Satanic Ashley Olsen was named the runner-up.
“Wearing fur does add 20 pounds,” PETA says, “but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.”
The celebs set ’em up, and PETA knocks ’em down, ladies and gentlemen!
Eva Longoria also made the worst dressed list, just beneath the lesser-known one of the Olsen Twins, to which PETA opines, “You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws like one on Wisteria Lane.”
Oh, snap! Someone cool PETA off, because they’re on fire!
Nicole’s BFF, Paris Hilton, may have herpes, but she was let off the hook by PETA this year (after topping last year’s list) because she stopped wearing furs after seeing a grisly PETA video about the industry. But a spokesman says they’re still taking a “wait and see” attitude before asking Paris to become a PETA “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” model.
Pamela Anderson is one of those models. She announced yesterday that she is divorcing Kid Rock, to the surprise of absolutely no one.