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Earlier today, we documented just how terrible the poor, heartbroken Jessica Simpson is looking. We cried. We really did. No we didn’t.

At least Jess can take solace in the fact that her younger, less talented and less hot sister, Ashlee Simpson, isn’t looking much better.

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross Are Expecting Their Second Child

The lip-synching plastic surgery junkie hoe is back home following a five-week stint in London’s West End production of the musical Chicago, which she somehow was asked to be in. We’re still trying to figure that one out.

She apparently wasted little time getting right back into the party scene Monday, chilling with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz. Though she looks really bored and out of it. Memo to this Wentz guy: make your move. She’s easy and unintelligent. Nick Carter would tell you as much.