The pressure is really on Britney and K-Fed to produce Sutton Pierce Federline pictures now.
After all, even Anna Nicole Smith has managed to ignore her ghastly appearance long enough to produce pictures of her latest baby, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.
Howard K. Stern - Anna's quasi husband - is listed on the Bahamian birth certificate as the father.
Whether or not that's actually true, however, remains to be seen.
"Based on the timing of it, there shouldn't be a doubt (of the paternity)," Stern said, referring to the lawsuit hanging over his head.
Photographer Larry Birkhead alleges he had a relationship with Smith in California and claims to be the father of the newborn. This paternity battle promises to be almost as exciting as a day in the life of Peter Sarsgaard.
But, seriously, Brit and Kevin Federline. Where is Sutton Pierce? How can Anna Nicole have beaten you to the baby picture punch?
We hope everything is ok.