Brooke Hogan's Interesting Fashion Choice

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Hey Brooke, 1987 called.

It wants its clothes back.

Brooke and Hulk Hogan Photo

Oh. Snap. Yes, we went there.

Everyone's favorite wrestler's daughter, Brooke Hogan, showed up to a kick-off party for Miami Beach Fashion Week looking less like a fashionista and more like she was going to a Bangles concert at the local mall.

Or maybe she's trying to look like an innocent teenage Britney Spears... you know, before she went all trailer trash on us and begat K-Fed's kids.

Regardless of her intentions, Brooke's outfit brings back the memories of an era when the U.S.S.R. was still around and there was no Dustin Diamond sex tape, only a super-annoying geek named Screech on Saved By the Bell.

But that's neither here nor there at this point. All we can say for sure is that Hogan, the new Miami Beach resident, looked like a tacky tourist in her blue mini skirt, matching velour handbag and Nike shoes as she posed for photographers outside of the Funkshion party.

Here's a fashion tip, girl. Just because you live in Miami Beach doesn't mean you have to always dress for playing in the sand. Ohhhh! Served!

I mean, come on. Even the teens on Laguna Beach are cooler than you.


Brooke Hogan Biography

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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan