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Recently, Ashlee Simpson turned 22. We assume the neophyte celebrated by getting more plastic surgery. That’s nice.

Along similar lines, what’s Nicky Hilton gonna do for her 23rd birthday than hit the clubs for a change, right?

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The spoiled one arrived at LA club, Area, Thursday night with Brandon Davis and sister, Paris Hilton. Reports state they pulled up in a black SUV with the “Firecrotch” song blaring from the car stereo.

The laughing group then piled out “like clowns from a clown car,” TMZ stated in an accurate analogy.

Things got awkward quikcly, however, as Lindsay Lohan showed up and fisticuffs were narrowly avoided.

At the end of the evening, Paris departed in a taxi because her “sister has the limo.” Now that’s what we call sharing. The Hiltons should be commended.

And the Olsen Twins should be feared. What the heck are they always wearing?!?