Good news, Nick Carter:
You're no longer the only person to have beat up on Paris Hilton. At least according to a police report filed last night.
TMZ has learned that Hilton and Shanna Moakler both filed police reports early Wednesday morning, alleging each was attacked. Paris says Moakler socked her in the jaw. Moakler claims Paris' ex shoved her down some stairs.
And The Gossip claims this news was a great way to start our morning.
Elliot Mintz, Paris' publicist, tells TMZ.com that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night. At approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her and then struck her with a closed fist.
Of course, being fisted isn't anything new for Hilton.
Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler. She did, of course, touch Shanna's ex-husband, Travis Barker.
Mintz and Paris then went to the LAPD's Hollywood Division where she filed a police report, alleging battery.
But that's not all!
We're told Moakler also went to the station to file a report against Paris' companion that evening, Stavros Niarchos, alleging he poured a drink over her head. A source tells TMZ that Moakler alleges that Niarchos also shoved her down some stairs.
"I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior."
Amen! Hilton wouldn't know anything about that. She's never remotely irrational when it comes to Nicole Richie.
We're told some of the dancers from "Dancing with the Stars" witnessed the incident. Moakler was a contestant on the show but has already been eliminated from the competition.
Sources tell TMZ the bad blood between Hilton and Moakler is over Hilton's friendship with Travis Barker, Moakler's estranged husband. A source in Paris' camp claims Moakler recently left "menacing" phone messages on Hilton's answering machine.