Back from Europe this week, Jessica vents to her rough-looking pal, Emily, about Cameron and Kyndra’s winter formal hookup.
Jess goes off on Kyndra, calling her some really nasty names, but gives Laguna Beach’s favorite player enough credit to have dinner with him that night.
This is a perfect example of why Jessica sucks.
She should be pissed at Cameron, who is supposedly her boyfriend, but at the same time, she is beyond pathetic and clingy to boot. The fact that she’s still appearing on Laguna Beach almost every week after graduating high school LAST YEAR really says it all. It’s over! Move on! Man, what a weirdo.
At dinner, Cameron and Jessica argue about their relationship but Cam calls Jessica on her “flirty fighting,” which is so dead on! She was so obviously looking for reassurance that Cameron likes her better than anyone else, but got nada. It was enormously painful.
The next day Jessica tells a friend that Cam said that he’ll always love her but he’s not “in love” with her. Good lord. That’s almost as bad as the “it’s not you, it’s me” classic. Later that day, Cameron officially dumps Jess, even though she basically had to coerce it out of him. The meathead apparently does have feelings.
Tessa goes out on a great date with cutie Derek, but things get a little serious when Derek wants to know what the damn deal is with the animosity between Tess, Cami and Kyndra. Tessa reveals that a couple of years ago she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction to medication, and while she was recuperating, Cami and Kyndra dropped off the radar.
Bitches.
Cut to Cami and Kyndra shopping and bitching about Derek and Tessa dating, and how they can’t understand the attraction. But the real jaw-dropping moment of the night came when the cashier told Cami her total was $4,285.
How much do you want to bet that Cami asked the cashier to say that out loud simply for the camera’s benefit. Skank.
Derek throws a barbecue and before his new love Tessa gets there, Kyndra, Cami and Nikki dog her in front of the boys. Right after Tessa arrives, the meanies make their exit. I swear to f*%king God, these girls make me want to fly to Laguna Beach and kick their pompous asses my f*%king self.
Tessa is bummed from the whole situation and hopes for better things to come. Fortunately, lovable Rocky gives her some sage advice about not worrying about what people think, and following her heart. The girl sounds like a therapist or a motivational speaker. What experience does she have to draw from?
Probably zilch. But she’s a good friend and a cutie, too.