So having somehow missed an episode of Laguna Beach last week, T.H. Gossip was understandably thrilled when it learned that MTV replays the previous week’s show before each new episode.
We’re not sure what it says about us that we were so excited about watching a re-run — or that we now know the words to the theme song (Hilary Duff‘s “Coming Clean”), but let’s forget about being judgmental and get down to a recap of the last two weeks, shall we?
In any case, we finally got to see Laguna Beach alum Lauren Conrad counsel her little sister, Breanna Conrad (right), about the harsh realities of Laguna life. Upset that her childhood BFF, Rocky, is now totally BFF with Tessa, Breanna invites Rocky to lunch to talk about feelings. Breanna cried. On more than one occasion.
Much as we want to like this girl, she seems kinda pathetic.
Then, to make matters worse, Breanna awkwardly shunned Rocky when she tried to be the bigger person and attend a pool party at the Conrads’ ridiculous house. Sigh. Breanna clearly has a long way to go, self-confidence wise, if she wants to fill the shoes of her sister (below, now starring in her own spin-off, The Hills).
Moving on to the new episode last night, Cameron and a meathead buddy decided to accompany Tessa on a road trip to San Diego. We think Tessa went down there for some sort of modeling thing. Not really sure. What we do know is that she and Cameron got. It. On.
All the while, he’s supposedly dating (and openly saying he wants to dump) Jessica Smith, Kristin Cavallari‘s friend. From last season. Move on, girl!
Correct us if we’re wrong, but most player types who two-time girls try not to get outed. This kid is doing it on television! Not that we’re criticizing Cameron. We all knows that unlike chicks, dudes who sleep around aren’t sluts. They’re awesome!!