Perhaps you have seen Kevin Federline in all his deadbeat, talentless glory and thought to yourself, "Man, what the f*%k is Britney Spears thinking? What I would not give to body slam the living $h!t out of that assclown!"
Well, tonight, WWE champ John Cena will live out your fantasy -- as somehow predicted by sage sports columnist Bill Simmons earlier this fall.
During a taped episode of Monday Night RAW in Los Angeles, Federline made a surprise appearance in the ring and received a chorus of boos from a sold-out Staples Center crowd.
After an argument between K-Fed and Cena got physical, Cena decided it was time to "Lose Control" and unleash his signature move -- the F-U slam -- on Mr. Spears.
K-Fed, sporting his traditional white t-shirt and jeans, makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos -- and meets John Cena when he gets there.
Also, Jackass star Steve-O takes a turn in the ring, but things don't go well for him, either. No Bam Margera sightings, sadly.