When asked if he thinks people see him as “that arrogant, cocky kinda guy,” Kevin Federline looked right at the camera and asked:
Here’s Kevin Federline‘s take on his part:
“They catered the lines to stuff that I would probably say, you know, if I was being arrogant.”
Sure thing. Needless to say, he did a bang-up job last night, and if this is what he can do with a few scant minutes, imagine what he could do with an entire feature film.
There was particularly notable sneer, for one, as he delivered the line “This little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home” with brilliance.
The King of Trailer Trash then flexed his animal-impersonation skillzz with a convincing porcupine impression equally compelling for its accuracy and its minimalism.
And he even made a clever, knowing, and sincerely-expressed encapsulation of his own existence with wife Britney Spears: “Free shower, free food, free sleep,” he says, in a casual sing-song.
Although, as he perceptively noted, the lines were carefully crafted to his thespian sensibilities, there’s no doubt that K-Fed brought the wealth and weight of his own experience to this performance. We can only hope that there are many, many more to come.
As for K-Fed’s home life with Britney, Sean Preston and newborn Sutton Pierce, pictures rarely come along that sum it up better than this: