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Are Nicole Richie and Mary-Kate Olsen living parallel, annoying, sucky lives? T.H. Gossip is starting to believe that’s the case.

We’ve seen that Nicole has been trying to essentially copy Mary-Kate’s ugly-ass style, as evidenced by this recent Nicole Richie picture. There’s nothing like being both ugly and unoriginal. We’ve also observed the anorexic Simple Life star dating a new, previously unknown dude.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: 2016 Costume Institute Gala
Photo via Dimitrios Kambouris

THG NOTE: He goes by Samuel Plouchart. Remember that name.

Well, Nicole is not the only one looking like $h!t and hanging out with a strange new guy. As you can see in this pic, Mary-Kate Olsen is joined at the hip with someone new: Max Snow.

He’s 21 years old and is actually Uma Thurman’s cousin. For a month, the bigger train wreck among the Olsen twins has been dating the England native, who lives in New York City and is pals with such rock royalty offspring as Jade Jagger and Theodora Richards. Sounds like fun.

“They are pretty serious,” a pal of Snow says of the new couple, whose highbrow dates have so far included a Paris getaway, art exhibits and listening to music in his Upper West Side pad (where the former Full House star crashes when she’s in town). That’s Paris the city — not Nicky Hilton‘s annoying sister.

“Mary-Kate loves that Max is so knowledgeable in so many different areas.”

THG NOTE: He knows all about eating disorders and drugs.

These lovebirds look happy, and hopefully can keep this relationship above the fray. We’re not sure what fray that might be, but man does it suck!

Somewhere, Stavros Niarchos is smiling. And saying to his pals “Yeah, I tapped that ass. And am the son of a Greek shipping tycoon. So there.”