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Eat your heart out, Ashlee Simpson. There’s a new game in town. And by game, we mean really annoying, young “musician” trying to reinvent herself. While it’s almost unfathomable that another human being could suck as bad as the aforementioned waste of precious oxygen Simpson sister, Avril Lavigne is trying her damndest.

We’ve already observed that the Canadian “bad girl” thinks it’s okay to spit at people and give them the finger. That makes her revolting and deplorable, but at least you can say there’s nothing disingenous. But here’s the kicker:

Avril Lavigne is Pure Gothic-Chic

While trying to act hard, rebellious and all of that, Lavigne fails to note that she’s just another vain sellout like the pop stars she claims to hate. She picks on Hilary Duff for her good-girl image and rips others’ vanity and conformity.

Yet the supposedly counter-culture Lavigne has clearly gotten a pretty nice nose job herself, as this picture shows. Unfortunately for Av, that blond awful dye job didn’t distract the watchful eyes of T.H. Gossip. What a hypocrite and a skank, too.