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Ahoy! Who goes there? Is this a screen shot of an emaciated Kate Bosworth from her breakout role in the surfing flick Blue Crush?

Actually no, it’s Bosworth’s malnourished namesake, Kate Hudson! The much-maligned and apparently starving actress was up in arms (literally) in Maui this week, where she’s been vacationing with son Ryder and some pals. Man, you just never know when these eating disorders are gonna take their toll (unless you follow Nicole Richie news at all).

No Chris Robinson. But earlier in the trip, her reported beau Owen Wilson stayed in a nearby rented house and joined the group for dinner at Longhi’s restaurant. We’re sure he denied being there, and that his lawyers were on hand to threaten lawsuits against anyone insinuating he and Hudson are together. Assclown. He’s overrated as an actor, too.

Kate Hudson Poses
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Kate, eat some food, for the love of God! You’ll be hospitalized with exhaustion before you know it at this rate.