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Look at this picture of Mary-Kate Olsen. She isn’t pleased.

Could it be due to the fact that she peaked at six months old? Possibly. More than likely, however, the former Full House star is angry she was left off The Gossip‘s poll of famished famous people.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: 2016 Costume Institute Gala
(Dimitrios Kambouris)

We’re sorry, Mary-Kate. It’s nothing personal. You’ve done nothing (i.e. eaten) to remove yourself from the list of most pint-size celebrities. It’s really just a testament to how hard Nicole Richie and Kate Bosworth have worked (i.e. not eaten) to earn their placement.

Keep starving yourself, promiscuous Olsen twin, you’ll be back on top in no time!