Willow and Jaden Smith have some unconventional views on fame, the American education system, and the life in general.
Unfortunately, they both also have new music out this week, which means we've had to endure several days of listening to them spout their "enlightened" views in a series of increasingly bizarre promotional interviews.
Yes, after years of only expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, the Smith kids are once again making music, and when Jaden's not rapping about Kylie Jenner and cocaine, he's sharing his Lebowski-esque thoughts on how totally bummed out the Pacific is.
Some highlights from the Smith kids' recent sit-down with the New York Times:
Jaden on themes in his music: "The PCH [Pacific Coast Highway] being one of them; the melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness of everything else."
Willow on time: "Time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that's how I know it doesn't exist."