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Poor Suri Cruise. Almost five, girl is "suffering the effects" of Tom Cruise's religion, Scientology, according to Katie Holmes' parents and Life & Style.

Scientologists treat kids like adults, "independent individuals capable of making their own decisions," reports the magazine's so-called expert.

For Suri Cruise, that means 1 a.m. dinners, playing with penis-shaped candies and still being allowed to use a pacifier, leaving Katie's folks "really upset."

Suri With Katie

NO BOUNDARIES: That's what Tom and Katie allegedly set for Suri.

"They're very worried that Tom isn't letting Suri enjoy the childhood she deserves because of his Scientology beliefs," says an alleged inside source.

"She often throws tantrums when she's out with Katie and Tom," the insider says, recalling that on March 15, Katie couldn't get Suri into her car seat.

"As always, Suri won and didn't have to sit in her car seat."

Breaking news right here, people. Four-year-old girls can get be temperamental and couples have different ways of raising kids. Stop the presses.

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Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes. Cute little Suri. A broken home. We don't believe any of this is true, but it makes for a compelling celebrity gossip magazine cover.

Apparently there was nothing too juicy on Angelina's nanny this week, because Star decided to go the TomKat route. What is this, 2006? C'mon, guys. Weak.

While we love any reference to the "marriage deal" that binds them (because they're cyborgs and/or she's his beard, don'cha know), we just don't see it.

A Broken Home

FALLING APART? Doubtful, but it sells magazines. Presumably.

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As if 100 different shoes, a Barney's wardrobe, an $850 purse and eating only with chopsticks weren't ridiculous enough, Suri Cruise just got her very own iPad!

According to a hilarious report, Suri not only has one, she playsed with the thing while at dinner at Il Cantinori in NYC, too. These celebrity kids. Just no respect.

An eyewitness says Suri put her stuffed animals aside to use a drawing program on the expensive piece of equipment while Tom and Katie chatted with friends.

The Scientolospawn, who just turned four, played with the iPad for about 20 minutes before the family headed out of the restaurant just before midnight.

Definitely an appropriate bedtime for a toddler.

Stylish Suri

Suri Cruise ... so stylish and tech-savvy.

According to reports, iPads are sold out in many locations and the waiting list keeps growing for the new product, of which 2 million have been sold since April 3.

Good to see Suri is up on the trends. We just hope she gets Katie to show her how to sync the iPad up with her iPod, iTouch and iPhone ... can get a little tricky.

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It seems like only yesterday that we doubted Suri Cruise even existed, figuring the spawn of TomKat may have instead been an elaborate Scientology hoax.

Our mistake - and our cutest one ever.

Four years ago today, Suri entered this world to an insane father and a formerly hot mom. Just kidding. About the last part, that is. It really is her birthday.

Ever since April 18, 2006, she's been the Hollywood child most often featured in our gallery of celebrity photos, With a face like this, it's easy to see why ...

FOUR, PLAY: Suri hugs a plush elephant. Aww.

Often the subject of tabloid gossip (rumors she wears an $850 purse, etc.) or baby whispers (TomKat may procreate again), Suri is always so darn cute.

As celebrity babies/toddlers go, they do not get much more adorable. Click to enlarge more Suri Cruise pictures and wish the birthday girl a special day:

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  • Suri and Katie Picture
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  • Suri and Bear Go Holiday Shopping

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are so damn baby crazy, the couple is toying with the idea of having another one sometime between now and when they die.

That's all the cover story in OK! Magazine actually says, despite the implications of the cover posted below. AT LAST ... a completely manufactured non-story!

Seriously, did they furlough their entire staff? We know times are hard, but come on, we expect more from scribes at this fine celebrity gossip publication.

Really guys? That's all you got this week?

Baby Brother For Suri!

BEST NEWS EVER: And worst magazine cover.

What is true is that Suri Cruise is about to turn four. Her parents have "surprising news" in store, OK! claims, and that is that they may want another baby.

Someday. Here's the direct quote:

"A friend of the couple adds that despite already having an adopted son (Connor Cruise), Tom might like to have a biological son to pass on the gene pool."

Wow, he might like that? Enthralling. We can't wait to read about those possible desires and the Scientology regimen Katie must endure before conceiving.

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There's a good reason you never see Suri Cruise in jeans.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' kid is way too good for 'em.

She "hates jeans and favors dresses," a source says, revealing some surprising new details on the lavish lifestyles of Suri Cruise and other Hollywood kids.

At the tender age of 3, and 4 next month, Suri, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, also has a penchant for heels - and pricey designer handbags.

The girl even carries around an $850 Ferragamo purse! You know what's crazier? That Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. She lives in like seven different homes!

Suri and Shiloh Update

It was a slow week over at Us, apparently.

Seriously, guys. We get it, okay? Kids of rich people have expensive stuff. Ooh. Why not cover the Jesse James cheating accusations or something more interesting?

Or at least the Jackson kids. Now there's a large, dysfunctional family that doesn't get enough coverage. Especially that little, stun-gun-toting devil Jafaar Jackson.

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Kids. They grow up so fast.

It seems like just yesterday that Suri Cruise was born, and we thought she might not have even been real. But she was. And soon became probably one of our favorite celebrity babies of all time. Seriously. She is so cute.

Now, Suri Cruise is almost three-and-a-half years old. It's hard to believe how the time flies. One day, their first fecal matter is immortalized in bronze. The next ...

Sorry. Someone actually did that, though, so we're not crazy. What we were trying to say is she may not be a celebrity baby anymore, but she's no less adorable.

Case in point? This photo from the weekend in Boston, where Tom Cruise is filming his new movie Wichita. This tender mother-daughter moment says everything:

Suri and Katie Picture

Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes brave the brisk Boston weather.

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Yes, that's the story going around, that Suri Cruise wears heels.

That's even better than the rumor about the three-year-old only eating with chopsticks - and it's actually true! There are pictures of the little tyke's shoes!

The reason? She takes after her mom, a real robot girly-girl.

"Suri's very much like her mother," her dad, Tom Cruise, told Hello! "She will not wear trousers, only dresses. I put a pair of trousers on her and turn and leave the room and straight away the trousers are off and a dress is on instead!

"The other day, Kate showed her some gold-colored sneakers, and she looked at them and said, 'Oh mommy, these are lovely, but they're boy shoes,'" he added. "She's sweet, but she's very strong-willed - just like her mother."

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  • Suri in High Heels

In any case, Suri Cruise retained her chic child status Monday, sporting a pair of high heels while shopping with mom Katie Holmes in Boston, Mass.

Tom Cruise is in that fine city shooting his new action comedy, Wichita. Here's Suri Cruise in Beantown rocking her heels ... what do you think?

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Forget forks, spoons or even her little fingers.

When you're the daughter of Katie Holmes and Tom freaking Cruise, you don't deign to eat dine any differently than when you're downing sushi at Nobu.

Star Magazine says Suri eats only with chopsticks. Those are the only utensils this three-year-old will even go near. She's very cultured, don't you think?

According to a conveniently anonymous source, Suri Cruise simply “doesn’t like to eat with anything else.” Why would she? BOW DOWN to the queen!!

We believe this completely made-up story is supposed to imply that Suri Cruise is some sort of snobby little brat. Or just really interested in Asian cultures.

During a recent visit to posh bakery Le Pain Quotidien, Tom Cruise’s spawn supposedly “wouldn’t touch her sandwich and pastries without them!” Naturally.

To top this ridiculous story off, poor Katie Holmes now has to lug around a pair of her daughter’s preferred eating untensils in her Hermes Birkin bag.

Says the spy,  “It’s the only way she can get her to eat!”

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Suri Cruise turns three years old on Saturday.

So, what do Tom and Katie get the kid that has everything? Admission into the Church of Scientology’s New Village Academy!

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Reportedly, the tyke is set to start classes there five days a week.

The school is located in Calabasas, California and actually funded by Will Smith. Its curriculum includes: mathematics, literacy, Spanish, karate, yoga, robotics, technology, etiquette, art, and living skills.

Doesn't sound so bad, right? Yes, it does, according to David S. Touretzky, Professor of Computer Science at Carnegie Mellon University.

He's been critical of the school's use of "study technology," telling The Los Angeles Times last year:

"There is no reputable educator anywhere who endorses [study technology]. What happens is that children are inculcated with Scientology jargon and are led to regard L.R. Hubbard as an authority figure. They are laying the groundwork for later bringing people into Scientology."

So it's considered to be a quasi brain-washing facility? No way Tom Cruise would be open to something like that!

Click on the adorable photos of Suri Cruise above... before she grows up and becomes a robot!