The dog in the following video just came off surgery and, like these hilarious dogs, he's stoned out of his adorable mind at the moment.
His owner - for reasons that will forever remain hysterically confounding - has decided to entertain her pet by placing him in front of her computer screen...
It's confusing, we know. But it's also easy to understand once you actually press Play and watch in amazement as Eugene gets mesmerized by Minaj's rear end and the sounds emanating from it.
Who thinks to do something like this? Who knows? Who cares?!?