David Arquette got drunk and called up his close friend Howard Stern Wednesday, and what resulted was a tangent-filled, emotional and sometimes incoherent chat.
The 42-year-old has struggled with alcohol in the past, and appears to be battling his demons again - or he just had a little too much fun the night before.
"I'm wasted," Arquette said. "I threw a wrap party for this film I'm working on called 'The Key.' This isnt the first time I called you [drunk], I've called in a few times."
Indeed, his drunk phone calls have been epic over the years.
In this particular instance, Arquette was quick to discuss his relationship with Courteney Cox, his former wife, as well as his undying love for Howard.
"You are incredible," he told Stern. "You are God. We're all gods in our own way. We're all droplets of God. The whole game is to entertain God. God created us all."