Honey Boo Boo is the nickname given to Alana Thompson. She's a six-year old beauty pageant contestant whose family is very eccentric and...

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Last night on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 8, June came up with the idea of a curse jar. As in if the kids curse, they'll pay for it.

Side note: Remember when TLC really stood for The Learning Channel and you could actually learn stuff by watching it instead of having your brain rot?

We're just curious.

Anyway, if you watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo online or on The Learning Channel when it airs live, you know June and the crew use some colorful language.

The winner of this game to clean up their mouths would earn a steak to shove into his/hers. The person who lost the most would have to eat salad.

The horror.

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The world of reality television gave us a lot of poop talk this week, along with Si Robertson finally catching up to the 21st century, a former NBA star being cast on Survivor and a young mother choosing to terminate her fetus.

On DANCE MOMS, the crew took off for Virginia and did battle with their arch rival, as a fight broke out among the parents over rehearsal time and other issues these adults take way too seriously.

Such as? Watch Dance Moms online for the answer:

On TEEN MOM 2, things grew quite serious, as we caught up with the four main ladies, learned one of their children had been diagnosed with a series disorder and also watch Jenelle chose to have an abortion.

Watch Teen Mom online for a lot more:

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As previously reported, Honey Boo Boo and her family were involved in a car accident on Tuesday.

What, exactly, went down? What put so many members of this reality show family in the hospital?

A 911 call placed by a witness to the crash has been released and it features a woman telling the operator to send assistance to a Lowe's in Milledgeville, Georgia.

Fortunately, neither Honey Boo Boo, Mama June, Sugar Bear nor Pumpkin were seriously injured in the wreck. But take a listen to the recording below and get an idea of how catastrophe was avoided:

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For some, it may be painful to actually watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

But the family behind this reality show experienced pain of a literal kind last night: they were involved in a car accident.

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According to TMZ, Alana Thompson herself, Mama June, Pumpkin and Jessica were all passengers in a car driven by Sugar Bear.

They were waiting to turn left at a traffic light. And when it turned green, a man driving a truck ran his red light and hit the family's vehicle.

Family members were taken to the hospital, with Sugar Bear suffering a contusion on his back... Mama June also hurting her back... Honey Boo Boo getting a headache... and Pumpkin walking away with chest bruises.

The new season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo kicks off on January 16. We hope the family is feeling better by then.

UPDATE: Says June in a statement:

“As many of you have heard we were in a car accident last night. It was really scary for us, since it was the first time any of us had ever been in a wreck. We are definitely really sore today, but our top priority is to celebrate Pumpkin’s birthday. She turned 14 today and no matter how sore we feel we are going to go out and celebrate. As always we want to thank everyone for their support and well wishes.”

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So seven-year old Alana Thompson and her family were interview by Steve Harvey yesterday.

And while mother June Shannon was rambling about something or other, Honey Boo Boo's sister Chickadee interrupted to inform the group that she had to fart.

She let out some major gas, the family laughed and groaned and Harvey reacted in the only sane way possible: via stunned silence.

Watch now if you dare:

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Reality TV's Second Family made like reality TV's First Family for Halloween this year.

Yes, Honey Boo Boo and the rest of the Thompson clan got their Kardashian on for this year's holiday, with eight-year old Alana leading the way as Kris Jenner.

Elsewhere: Mama June is Kim Kardashian; Sugar Bear is Bruce Jenner; Anna is Kourtney Kardashian; Kaitlyn is Penelope Disick; Jessica is Khloe Kardashian; and Pumpkin is Scott Disick.

The Thompsons as the Kardashians

"We decided to dress up like the Kardashians because everyone seems to compare our family to them," Mama June tells People. "Now we're just the redneck version."

Wait... does this mean we can expect a Mama June sex tape in the near future?!? Please say it won't be so.

A new season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, meanwhile, debuts on TLC on January 16.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo wrapped up Season 2 last night in the most romantic and smelly of fashions:

Via a wedding!

A wedding that involved a farting June Shannon exchanging vows with a dapper Sugar Bear, that is. But what else would you expect from this TLC favorite? Scroll down for a look at our top moments from the finale, along with their corresponding scores in our patented +/- review system...

Mama June and Sugar Bear: Married!

The rehearsal took place on a very rainy day, which caused some anxiety for Mama June. "I just farted," she told the cameraman. "It was a nervous fart." PLUS 7 for honesty.

The night prior to the nuptials, Sugar Bear slept in a tent and June shaved off her neck hair. PLUS 7 more for mostly observing tradition.

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Typically, we recap Here Comes Honey Boo Boo in our patented +/- style, handing out or taking away points based on ridiculous/entertaining developments within an episode.

But most of last night's Season 2 finale was focused on June Shannon in the bathroom, pooping out her stress on the day prior to her commitment ceremony.

Were we grossed out enough to stick a -1,000 on the installment and call it a day? Yes. But then Sugar Bear summed up the appeal of this family in one quote, captured in the following photo, which reversed our decision entirely...

... that's sweet in its own, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo way, no?

So 1,000 points all around and a rundown of the top best quotes from the finale below!

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Honey Boo Boo and her family have taken a break from eating road kill in order to make a road trip… for an unfortunate reason:

The reality star's father, Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson, has been hospitalized in Jacksonville, Florida for unidentified neurological disorder.

Honey Boo Boo and Sugar Bear

June Shannon has been keeping fans apprised of her husband's status via a few Facebook postings.

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She's back, folks.

Alana Thompson and her family returned to TLC last night for the Season 2 premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, still residing in McIntyre, Georgia and still dining on road kill.

And still reciting the kinds of quotes that make us both cringe and laugh, of course.

Honey Boo Boo on Season 2

So what better way to recap the premiere than to simply rundown the best (worst?) lines from this week's episode. Thanks to TLC subtitles, it's easy to do so!

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