Last week, Philadelphia Eagles running back LeSean McCoy incurred the wrath of the Internet when he tipped a waiter a measly 20 cents at a Philly burger joint.
The waiter and the owner of the restaurant "tip shamed" McCoy on Facebook and claimed he was "rude and disrespectful" with staff.
McCoy fired back claiming that the waiter was the one who was rude, and insisting that he's generally a very good tipper.
The whole thing was turning into an uglier conflict than anything in the Middle East. Fortunately, the level-headed king of conflict resolution decided to get involved before things got out of hand:
Yes, Charlie Sheen was drunk at a Taco Bell somewhere when he saw the Warlock from Mars symbol light up the night sky and knew he was needed.