Tiger Woods and his new girlfriend Alyse Lahti Johnston go way back. As in they've known each other for like 15 years. She's 22. It's a little weird.
Alyse Lahti Johntson's stepfather lives next door to Woods in Windermere, Fla., and is an executive with AIG, the agency that represents Tiges.
The golf great's GF drew him crayon drawings before his tournaments to wish him luck when she was just seven years old, sources tell Us.
Let that strange imagery sink in and the inappropriate jokes commence.
"They had photos in their house of their family with Tiger," a pal told the celeb gossip rag. "But Alyse never said she was interested in him!"
Really? Get outta town. Maybe 'cause her age was one digit at the time?
Anyway, that was then. This is now, as they pair began dating after seeing each other at a New Year's function thrown by her stepfather.
"Tiger Woods has been my next door neighbor for 15 years and Alyse has known him all her life," Alistair Johnston told the UK's Sun.
"They are part of the same crowd that are the same age and go to the gym and out to dinner together. Do they spend time together? Yes."