Some of the best moments from True Tori Season 2. And by best, we obviously mean the most cringe-worthy quotes.
Not So Hot Potato
“I was feeling really bad about my potato-making skills.” – Tori, after Dean felt that she had microwaved a potato incorrectly, sending…
Why Do You Stay?
“What’s keeping you in this marriage?” – True Tori producer to Tori, who cried and said that when there are children involved, you look…
Cutting to the Chase
“I’m miserable and I’m unhappy.” – Dean, getting right down to business, and not just because a lizard crawled onto him (which did happen…
A Serious Issue
“I think in general, I have an issue with wanting people to like me.” – Tori, in a rare moment of self-awareness, stating one of her many…
First. World. Problems.
“I have hot pink lips. That’s gonna annoy me the whole time. I thought they were berry-colored.” – Tori, expressing a huge concern on her…
Charlie Refused
“Charlie refused to meet Tori on camera.” – Lifetime caption after Tori’s ex-husband Charlie Shanian refused to be filmed for the…
Oh No, Paparazzi!
“Oh no, there’s paparazzi!” – Tori, to the camera guy in the backseat of her car, without irony, because OMG she did NOT want anyone to…
Can You Guys Take Turns?
“Can you and Daddy take turns taking me to cheer?” – Kid, reading the cue card fairly convincingly