For your information: 7 reasons men shouldn't take selfies. You're welcome in advance for the mortification we're saving you from.
Selfies Are for Girls
The trend of #nomakeup selfies just isn't the same when a dude is in the picture.
Selfies Are Attention Seeking
Selfies are a sign the taker is seeking attention and sometimes that attention comes in the form of being made fun of by your dad.
Justin Bieber Takes Selfies
Justin Bieber takes selfies. An EXTREME number of selfies. Don't be that guy. See also: Attention seeking. ALSO see also: douchebag.
Selfies Are For Shallow People
MTV's Jersey Shore was a glorification of all things and people shallow. And MTV canceled it. That tells you something.
Selfies Won't Help You Get Laid
No really, they won't.
Selfies Suggest a Small Penis
Dylan Sprouse tried to prove us wrong, but...
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