29 Fails That Weren't Yours at Least

This is what happens when you try to sherpa your belongings up an escalator.

Next time you're filming an audition tape for So You Think You Can Dance, make sure the door is locked.

Someone forgot to tell this dude how to sit in a recliner and watch football. Now he'll be scarred for life.

So that whole purse-snatching thing didn't work out so hot for this dude.

This isn't THE Attack Cat, but it certainly attacked this guy's face.

So this isn't a PERSON who'll make you feel like less of a fail, but you PROBABLY wouldn't fail as bad as this cat, right?

Farrah Abraham herself is enough to make anybody feel better about themselves, but her leaked sex tape? At least you didn't do that.

We can't decide if SPRING failed or if this guy did.

HOW ARE ESCALATORS SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND????

This guy's never gonna make it in the NBA.

Ahhh, the selfies. Some are so indulgent the only response is to get...kicked by a train?

FedEx delivers on time. As long as the driver can catch the truck.

This guy got shut down when he proposed to his girlfriend at a basketball game. Who failed more here?

Again with the escalators. THEY AREN'T THAT HARD!

This kid tried to ride a llama. Tried being the operative word.

Something tells us hair wasn't a part of the ingredient list for whatever this chick is trying to mix.

She had ONE JOB! All that time spent lining up the dominoes and they didn't even fall over. Sheesh.

This is probably the reason that chairs are for sitting. In case you needed to know that.

Huh. Trampolines are probably dangerous because of the stupid things people try to do with them.

Sure, this pooch can put his leg behind his head faster than his owner, but let's see his downward dog.

Pole dancing classes are a thing for a reason. And stripper poles are also not bed posts FOR A REASON.

This toddler says it's NOT time for tea no matter WHAT you say. And what this toddler says goes.

College kids, booze, balconies, and snow days are four things that don't mix. Unless they're auditioning for the next Jackass flick.

There's an obvious joke about cheerleaders and intelligence in here somewhere.

And who said white men can't jump, huh?

This is one of those gameshows where they make people do silly things like try to bite balloons. The bonus is that we get funny fail gifs like this one.

No really, don't selfie and drive, people. Just...don't do that.

An absolutely awesome video of a wedding party falling into a lake an hour before the ceremony in Minnesota.