Douchebag.
It’s a word used often in this country, but it’s a word that is almost only applied to men for some reason.
We’re not sure why this is… but we’re here to change it! We’re here to be equal opportunity insulters.
Because, really, we can’t think of another term that better encapsulates the following female celebrities, can you?
Kate Gosselin
Her whining and her ordering around of her husband from their reality show days will haunt our nightmares forever. It doesn’t get much worse than a woman who values fame over the well-being of her children. DOUCHEBAG!
Wendy Williams
She isn’t funny, let’s start with that. More importantly, though, her only go-to move as a talk show host is to chime in on other people’s scandals and pain, offering up any opinion that will get her noticed. DOUCHEBAG.
Bristol Palin
We really wouldn’t care that you’ve gotten pregnant twice out of wedlock. Everyone makes mistakes. Your son is really cute. Go live your life. Just please shut up about your morals and values and everything that is wrong with this country while redefining the word “hypocrite” at every turn. DOUCHEBAG.
Azealia Banks
You’re a wildly successful artist and a very rich individual. If you want to make nuanced, intelligent commentaries on race, by all means… do so. But ranting at all times about how you are being held down, and constantly calling out other artists, has grown very tiresome. DOUCHEBAG.
Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl didn’t just bite the hand that fed her; she devoured it whole back when she called out writers on Grey’s Anatomy for not giving her Emmy-worthy material. Her career has sank tremendously since then and she is known as being very hard to work with. DOUCHEBAG.
Hope Solo
A good example of sexism where you would never expect it. Hope Solo violently assaulted her nephew and her half-sister in June 2014. She had to be wrestled to the ground by police. If she had been a man, she’d have been lambasted nationally and faced major legal consequences. But she played in the World Cup a year later and very little attention has been paid to this case. DOUCHEBAG.
Sarah Palin
Like daughter, like mother. We’re not even sure what Sarah Palin is anymore. She isn’t running for office. She isn’t working for Fox News. She just shows up every now and then to ramble on about freedom and guns and… seriously, does anyone even know what at this point? DOUCHEBAG.
Farrah Abraham
Sorry, Jenelle Evans. But we only wanted to include one Teen Mom star on this list. And Farrah Abraham gets the honor after making a porn, trying to claim she did NOT make a porn and then going on Celebrity Big Brother to make an even bigger fool of herseld. DOUCHEBAG.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow is a very good actress. Heck, she won an Oscar in 1999. But somewhere along the line she decided to become a pompous spokesperson for parenting and lifestyle in general, consistently coming across like the most spoiled person in Hollywood. DOUCHEBAG.
LeAnn Rimes
LeAnn Rimes had an affair with Eddie Cibrian, left her husband and then married the actor. That wouldn’t be so bad if Rimes hadn’t then played the victim and used this affair as a chance to be famous once again. DOUCHEBAG.
Kendra Wilkinson
Does a single person out there believe Hank Baskett really cheated on Kendra Wilkinson? This contrived affair has kepy Kendra in the news; she has somehow made multiple reality show seasons out of her supposed pain. But there are wives out there who have actually gone through this difficult situation. So shameless. Such a DOUCHEBAG.
Jenny McCarthy
Any time you try to tell the world that it’s dangerous to vaccinate your children, despite there being literally no medical evidence to support this view, there’s only one word for you: DOUCHEBAG.
Nicole Arbour
Nicole Arbour is not funny. She has nothing original to say. She simply likes to insult fat people, consider herself edgy as a result and simply come across as a desperate, mean person. Oh, and also a DOUCHEBAG.