Oh, wait, sorry. That was the REGULAR police!
While dressed as fabulously as ever, The Hills star Lauren Conrad and her friend Audrina Patridge were slapped with a parking ticket yesterday.
The reactions below don’t show the kind of disgust we would expect. Guess they can probably afford a few parking tickets here and there …
What do you think of Lauren Conrad’s and Audrina Patridge’s outfits?
Maxim has officially jumped the shark.
Just the same, the men’s magazine’s editors have spoken: Heidi Montag is hotter than Lauren Conrad - they’re ranked No. 36 and 56, respectively.
That’s according to Maxim’s annual “Hot List” poll, which obviously does not deduct points for boob jobs, nose jobs, lip injections or general suckitude.
“Let’s hear it for villainy!” Maxim wrote of Heidi Montag in the feature, although they did credit Lauren Conrad for making “the life of a rich young woman seem normal,” and for “paving the way for Heidi.”
To say the least. What a duck-lipped leech.
Birthday girl Audrina Patridge also represented The Hills at No. 74. We are sad to report that Whitney Port and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth were not ranked.
The Hollywood Gossip takes issue with Maxim’s crappy rankings. We wonder if you agree. Who do you think is hotter, Lauren Conrad or Heidi Montag?
We love to make fun of the Olsen Twins so much, it’s almost second nature. Their fashion sense is among the worst in Hollywood, in our opinion - yet one of our favorite stars, Lauren Conrad, disagrees. At least a little.
At a party on May 5, The Hills star showed her stripes in a Elizabeth and James top - which is none other than Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s clothing line!
Conrad also sported her favorite American Apparel leggings - and her best friend / accessory in the world, Lauren Bosworth (also known as Lo)!
What do you think of Lauren Conrad’s striped top? Love it? Shove it?
He recently came back to The Hills… but is he back in his former flame’s love life? That’s the question of the hour re: Stephen Colletti.
The woman in question, of course, is Lauren Conrad.
Together, she and Stephen were spotted sharing a friendly outing with her former boyfriend at The Grove in Los Angeles. The Hills star and Colletti went to the movies to see the current box-office champ, Iron Man.
Lauren Conrad and Stephen Colletti: spotted on a movie date in May 2008. Are they still just friends, like they said on The Hills? Or rekindling the old romantic magic?
We love Us Weekly.
The venerable celebrity news publication not only breaks a lot of gossip, it makes it much more fun to follow and read. We have to give them props.
This week’s cover story, featuring Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag (it’s a safe bet that someone from The Hills or named Spears will be on there three out of every four weeks), is one of the magazine’s finest efforts yet.
Spencer Pratt’s “terrifying obsession” with the Lauren Conrad sex tape. The “war” over Stephanie Pratt. A sinister plot to “destroy” Lauren and take over her show.
Don’t get us wrong. We love the show - to an unhealthy extent. But that’s a tad dramatic, don’t you think? This is the The Hills, right? Not Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith. Or is it? See below ….
The Hills’ rivaling stars Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag, together again on the cover of Us Weekly. That hasn’t happened in, like, almost a full month!
While the battle over sex tape rumors is heating up, the show will be cooling off for the summer. The season finale of The Hills is next Monday.
Rest assured, though - the 19-episode Season Four starts in August!
Lauren Conrad and Kim Kardashian are linked in more ways than one.
Both star on reality shows, though The Hills is bigger than most, while Kim’s just stars a bunch of morons whose names begin with K.
Both have been linked to sex tapes, though Lauren’s may or may not exist, while Kim’s … yeah, Ray J definitely hit that piece.
Anyway, tell us who wins this celebrity fashion showdown - LC, who paired Diane von Furstenberg top with shiny leggings for an evening out in L.A., or Kim Kardashian, who went with classic dark denim for an outing Down Under…
Who wore it better, Lauren Conrad or Kim Kardashian?
Home may be where the heart is, but things aren’t altogether sweet in the home of Lauren Conrad (LC) on this episode of The Hills.
Roommates Lauren Bosworth (Lo) and Audrina Patridge aren’t really jiving, and the tension between them is getting worse by the minute.
While LC and Lo want to go tanning and shopping, Audrina has to go to Epic Records’ studio, where the band Alkaline Trio is recording, for work.
She really wants the Laurens to stop by and see her, and they do, for about 15 seconds, before Lo complains about being hungry and they bail.
Lo denies any sort of blame by saying she’s “just not cool enough to hang with bands,” but Lauren Conrad is sad that her roomies haven’t bonded.
If you thought Audrina Patridge’s life was complicated, it pales in comparison to the reality show’s other protagonist, the plastic-surgery loving Heidi Montag.
The fake-looking, duck-lipped bimbo decides that she wants to take her career to the next level. Her boss, club promoter / owner Brent Bolthouse, taps Heidi to help launch his new Hyde club - in Las Vegas! HOT!
Barack Obama has proven time and again that he’s the right man to lead America.
Unlike other politicians that see every issue in black and white, Obama has the insight to truly analyze an issue, to use proper judgment before making a decision, to avoid pandering to audiences in favor of actually having a discussion with them.
He proved as much during his ground-breaking speech on race relations a few weeks ago, and he did so again with an appearance in The Late Show with David Letterman this week.
“My first act as President will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on The Hills,” the presidential hopeful read as part of his Top Ten “Surprising Facts” about himself last night.
Sounding reasonable and thoughtful as always, Barack Obama did not choose sides in the Heidi Montag/Lauren Conrad feud. But he did vow to end this war.
Among other surprising facts Obama revealed about himself were:
Check out the clip NOW.
Sorry, Stephen Colletti!
In spite of her high-school crush’s return on The Hills, Lauren Conrad has a new beau - Doug Reinhardt, 22, a minor leaguer for the Baltimore Orioles.
Not sure why Doug Reinhardt, who’s hitting just .201 career in the minors, doesn’t have baseball to play on May 1 - maybe he’s injured? - but as long as LC likes him, and he’s not a complete jackass, we’ll give him a shot.
He’s gotta be better than Josh McRoberts, right? Right. The new twosome took their romance public Wednesday, dining al fresco in Los Angeles. There may or may not have been 10 Hills cameras around them …
What do you think: Do Doug Reinhardt and Lauren Conrad make a cute pair?
UPDATE: An astute reader tells The Hollywood Gossip that Doug Reinhardt is the brother of Casey Reinhardt, a minor player on the second season of - guess - Laguna Beach! Casey likely introduced them. Thanks for the tip!
Spencer Pratt is sticking to his story that the Jason Wahler-Lauren Conrad sex tape existed, even if it doesn’t exist right now.
LC’s ex, Jason Wahler said yesterday in a statement:
“I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist. Spencer Pratt is lying again to get attention. Lauren Conrad is a close friend of mine and it is insulting to her to suggest this.”
But Spencer Pratt, who said on the Tyra Banks Show late last week that he’s 100 - nay, 1,000 - percent sure the tape existed, countered:
“Jason’s statement couldn’t be more transparent. Notice how he uses present tense, ‘I DO not have a sex tape… one DOES not exist.’”
“We all know that it existed, that he tried to sell it and is now covering up to make himself look better,” the smarmy Hills villain said.
Tell us, which of these jackasses from The Hills do you believe regarding the Lauren Conrad sex tape: Spencer Pratt or Jason Wahler?
