Craig is drunk in love over The Bachelorette in a sneak peek from Monday's episode, but something tells us Andi Dorfman will not be riding her surfboard with him.
So to speak.
After getting plastered in the mansion, Craig slurs his way through many gushing thoughts about the beauty from Atlanta, confounding the other contestants.
"Andi's incredible. Oh my god. She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life," he says, sort of coherently, before stumbling off to track her down ...
Says fellow aspiring Andi Dorfman spouse Tasos:
"Craig is handling it a little differently that some of us. I don't know how much he's had to drink, but you can tell that it was more than he should have had."
That's putting it mildly, and diplomatically.
Fueled by liquid courage, Craig makes a play for some coveted face time with Dorfman, declaring "I'm gonna go get my one-on-one time right now!"
Does it pay off? Will he earn a rose at the end of the night? See The Bachelorette spoilers page to find out ... but you can probably guess the answer.