In case the world needed proof that even supermodels sometimes dislike their bodies, Kate Upton's boobs, she says, are too big and making life hard.
(Among other things. Ahem.)
But seriously folks. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model says she wishes for smaller boobs "every day of [her] life."
"Every single day, I'm like 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,'" she said, adding, "especially if people didn't constantly bring them up."
Uh, Kate, when you have THAT rack and you model in your underwear, they sort of become a topic of conversation all on their own, you know?
The Kate Upton GIFs below. help illustrate just how great her boobs are, BTW. So why does Kate say she wants smaller boobs? Because fashion!!
“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” she said.
Probably no one is going to complain if all the Kate Upton bikini photos show her wearing the skimpiest of skimpy tops, you know?
Still, Upton says it'd be great to have a body like Cameron Diaz', her The Other Woman costar, whom she says has "the perfect figure."
Perfection is in the eye of the beholder or something like that, right?