A Florida woman was arrested on Friday night after using 911 to summon an officer to her home with whom she wanted to have sex.
Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, initially dialed up authorities in order to demand back the Corvette she recently signed over to her step-son.
This request was denied – and so was Montenez-Colon’s subsequent request after she told an officer she was "so horny" and hasn’t "been penetrated in years."
When asked what the cop could do for her at the scene, Montenez-Colon replied: "You can f-ck me."
The officer left, but Montenez-Colon then called 911 again later in the night.
When the same officer arrived with a second cop, the 58-year old complained:
"He was a perfect gentleman, but when I asked him to f-ck me, he turned me down so that made me angry."
When asked by the original officer if she remembered their chat about misuse of 911, Montenez-Colon allegedly said, "I do, but how else am I going to get you to f-ck me?"
Montenez-Colon was arrested for misuse of 911 and booked into the Charlotte County Jail