Farrah Abraham Quotes: 15 Pearls of Wisdumb From America's Favorite Backdoor Teen Mom

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Teen Mom star turned professional porn actress Farrah Abraham just loves to dispense advice and various thoughts on life, even if they make little to no sense.

Plenty of stars say absurd things that get mocked by the masses, especially in this age of 24/7 social media. Most such comments are quickly forgotten, however. 

Not in the case of Farrah Abraham. On the contrary.

The endless stream of nonsense spewing out of her mouth is comparable to the amount of things spewing ... forget it. Point being? What is she TALKING about?

Whether she's singing the praises of her own parenting, or simultaneously embracing and disavowing her "leaked" sex tape, girl's always got something to say.

Here are 15 of her recent, forehead-slapping gems:

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I was more than ready for a shower. I didn't do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.