Farrah Abraham Quotes: 15 Pearls of Wisdumb From America's Favorite Backdoor Teen Mom

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Teen Mom star turned professional porn actress Farrah Abraham just loves to dispense advice and various thoughts on life, even if they make little to no sense.

Plenty of stars say absurd things that get mocked by the masses, especially in this age of 24/7 social media. Most such comments are quickly forgotten, however. 

Not in the case of Farrah Abraham. On the contrary.

The endless stream of nonsense spewing out of her mouth is comparable to the amount of things spewing ... forget it. Point being? What is she TALKING about?

Whether she's singing the praises of her own parenting, or simultaneously embracing and disavowing her "leaked" sex tape, girl's always got something to say.

Here are 15 of her recent, forehead-slapping gems:


Dang, her face is hard 2 look at!! Fuhugly!
My fav pic is her getn her cootch molded & her nasty dirty blak feet, gag
(do u think any1 bought that $hit? Nope)
Best quote 2me: "I am a good biz woman selling porn tape even tho evry1 told me not 2 do it". Howd that turn out 4 ya Farrah? LOL


1 day the baby Will google Farrah, & translate her behaviorS as acceptble 4 her2. TMZ also said 2 xpect a 3rd porn. Her claim of havin a "Trilogy" out turns out 2 b the only truth this woman has evr said. (Thats what hapns when u take ur dad & 4yr old 2 ur porn cntrct signin tho.) Her Twitter is filld w/porn commnts, web filld w/nakd photos of her & stories of her lies yet she doesnt see the permance of her own actions. Hopefully the baby's dad's (deceased) mom can now go bak 2 court 4 custody of her frm a very unfit parent!!


This dumb whore, when will her kid start doing porn?


FARRAH IS FABULOUS!! If I were interested in WOMEN I would be at her BACK DOOR in a flash¿¿ She is a GRATE ROLE MODEL for all YOUNG GIRLS>>!!


All this just condones what I've been saying all along, The girl has a problem whether it's mentally or depression issues but there's something not right and you guys are banking on it . That's disgusting. All of you should be ashamed. Can any of you tell your families you're in on it or can you look yourself in the mirror every morning. Just remember what I said you can hide from it now but you can't on your dying day that's all I'm saying I said it all before may God have mercy on us all

@ Annie

Annie, may I ask what you think the job of a celebrity gossip site is?

@ mike

Clearly Farrahs dad replyin. Same comnt on lotsa sites. Kinda creepy. He should spend his time talkin 2 her bout bein a Lady/Mom instead of us bein on our death beds. Ew.

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Farrah Abraham Biography

Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.