At least Joey Chestnut is overeating today more than you are. By a lot.
Crushing his fellow gluttons at the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Competition on Coney Island, Joey devoured 69 franks, a new personal record.
The moment where he tops his personal best of 68 ... magical.
Matt Stone finished in second place with a paltry 51 in 10 minutes.
Chestnut triumphed last year with 62 hot dogs devoured, but outdid himself here in 2013, capturing the $10,000 prize and coveted mustard-yellow championship belt.
Which will probably need to be resized ASAP.