Yesterday, we documented the story of a Subway employee who placed his penis on the store's sandwich board and also froze his urine inside a bottle at work.
But the most incredible aspect of that story? It was only the second-weirdest happening at a fast food restaurant this week!
A British woman in Manchester tried to ride her horse through a McDonald's drive-thru this week, only to be denied service.
She subsequently took her riding companion into the restaurant, where it proceeded to poop on the floor.
"The incident caused distress to customers and disruption for the restaurant," said a spokeswoman for McDonald's in the most obvious statement ever.
Police eventually arrived and issued the woman a notice, releasing their own hilarious statement in the process:
"The sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers trying to eat, as well as staff members. Officers arrived at the location and the woman was issued [with] a fixed penalty notice for causing alarm and distress to other customers and staff."
We guess it could have been worse. The horse could have been caught masturbating in the kitchen.