A guy who changed his relationship status on Facebook - from "Single" to "In a Relationship" - probably wasn't counting on this kind of feedback.
Either his friends are skeptical, have sophomoric senses of humor, or both, because the consensus seems to be that he's really just dating his hand.
Which has been given a number of celebrity names. Check out the pun-filled hilariousness below ... and marvel at just how many they came up with:
Poor Kyle has yet to reveal the name of his actual girlfriend, although from the looks of this crowd, he may want to keep her identity private for a bit.