Steven Seagal: The Worst Person on Planet Earth?

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Is Steven Seagal the single worst person alive on this planet?

According to one hilarious analysis, he very well might be.

This is not just a figure of speech here. Vice insists that it is being completely and totally literal when it says Steven Seagal is the lamest man imaginable.

Why? For reasons including, but not limited to ...

  1. He makes insane music (above)
  2. He's a compulsive liar
  3. He shat himself at least once
  4. He runs like Phoebe from Friends
  5. He once killed a dog and 115 chickens on his reality show
  6. He may or may not have employed two Russian sex slaves
  7. He takes himself very, very seriously
  8. He "designed" a terrible energy drink
  9. His hair is really weird and freaky
  10. He has a bulletproof Kimono (seriously)

What do you think? Can you come up with anyone worse?!

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