Amanda Bynes claims she never called Rihanna ugly; admits she smokes tobacco; and swears she's a model citizen.
Yes, a few hours after writing that she's suing everybody, this actress went off on another Twitter rant yesterday.
It started kind of innocently enough, with Bynes denying she ever slammed Rihanna.
"I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions," she wrote. "I'm followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them!"
And then it devolved into... who the heck knows what?!?
"That's one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else's body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I'm on drugs?" Amanda asked.
The severely troubled young woman went on to say she refuses "to be treated like someone I'm not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved."
She then said she has no need for rehab because there is "never a drug or alcohol" in her system and that she's "sick of all the lies."
"What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn't do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I'm so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn't commit.
"I'm suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I'm a model citizen who doesn't partake in drugs. He's going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer."
Bynes is due in court on July 9 to answer charges that she tossed a bong out of a window last week.
She alleges she was set up by an officer who sexually harassed her.