The least annoying of all Kardashian sisters is now 34 years old!
Kourtney Kardashian - who has never ran The X Factor into the ground, who possesses some modicum of a personality and who is too busy raising her children to shill for every conceivable product via Facebook - celebrates a birthday.
Go right ahead and send in your very best wishes to the reality star if you wish.
But we still do wish her well and hope she enjoys this very special day for one reason alone: Scott Disick.
She has to not just put up with that guy... she has to have sex with him! Yech!
So in honor of such a sacrifice, we present the following Kourtney Kardashian photo montage: