Ke$ha: I Eye-Banged Johnny Depp!

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Ke$ha is on record: she would totally have sex with Justin Bieber.

And now she's also on record: the singer has had sex with Johnny Depp! Via her eyeballs, that is.

Wait... WHAT?!?

Ke$ha with Glasses

The 26-year-old singer told Metro U.K. that she "and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy... We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex."

Oh, well, okay then.

We'd be taken aback by this statement, but it's Ke$ha. She says she once slept with a ghost. And we assume not merely with her eyeballs because, come on, people. Ghosts don't have eyeballs.

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well i painted the Kentucky kid,we arrt we are both from the southern part,of these here,u.s.a.or to some,c.s.a.lol =she had eye ball sex with jhonny depp,lol,well he will soon be niffity fiffity years old,lol well its kind of a dry= nerdy term =eyeball sex.it just dont fly in the phrase of coolness,well at least not to this virgo dragon,it dosent.

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Yeah...you wish,bitch!!!

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so that's why these sunglasses?

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Can someone knock down this fucking bitch from the C list of Hollywood back to the trailer trash she belongs. Good it's amazing what the world considers a celebrity these day! Take ur 2 dollar sunglasses from Party City and disappear BITCH!

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SNIFFIN' UP HIS BANK ACCT . ....

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Yes , Joy ...,. trick or treat ready is the new movie worker modus doperandi ...

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NEWS BULLETIN :: !!! THE MOVIE WORKER IZ IS , TODAY , ABOUT HALLOWEEN AND LOOKIN' AS TRICK OR TREAT READY AS POSSIBLE ...

Kesha Biography

Ke$ha in Toronto Ke$ha has quickly become a global singing sensation. Her full name is Kesha Rose Sebert and she was born in Los Angeles. She was featured... More »
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