Amanda Bynes turns 27 today.
Hopefully, the beginning of her 28th year on this planet marks a turnaround from a tumultuous 27th, which began with a DUI arrest almost exactly a year ago.
Since then, well, you know ...
She's driven around smoking out of a pipe, been involved in hit-and-runs (plural), scoffed at Lindsay Lohan comparisons and asked President Obama to fire a cop.
She's moved from L.A. to N.Y.C. and retired from acting. She's pierced her face. She's been evicted from an apartment and walked around a tanning salon nude.
She's claimed she coined the term "LOL," set a scary weight loss goal of 100 lbs., gone clubbing alone, called Jay-Z "ugly face" and posted many a weird pic.
She's Tweeted that she wants Drake to murder her vagina.
Where will this roller coaster stop? More importantly, will she get off it before it takes a turn for the worst? Only time will tell, THGers. Only time will tell.
Anyway, happy birthday, Amanda!
And be well ... please be well.