We interrupt our usual update on Taylor Swift's personal life - is she now shagging Ed Sheeran? - to make this statement about the singer's professional life.
It's going very, very well.
In an incredible feat, Swift's "Begin Again" has shot to the top of both the country AND pop radio airplay charts this week.
Moreover, "I Knew You Were Trouble" is spending its sixth straight week at number-one on Billboard's Mainstream Top 40 chart.
And just how will Taylor celebrate the accomplishment? She heads out on her RED tour in two weeks.
How will we celebrate? By reminding viewers to check out this mash-up video of Swift singing with a goat.