Lindsay Lohan: Under Table, Wasted at Brazil Nightclub

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Lindsay Lohan has gone from being a colossial pain in the ass to sitting on her ass in order to avoid photos that depict her as a drunken mess.

Only she failed in that endeavor.

The actress - who was accused this week of stealing wardrobe items from the Anger Management set - was caught inside a Brazil nightclub yesterday, looking stone cold sober and totally put together.

NOT!

Lindsay Lohan Table Picture

"In party in Sao Paulo, Lindsay Lohan refuses to take pictures and hides under the DJ table," wrote the Twitter user who snapped the picture above.

With a court-ordered 90-day rehab stint on the way, Lohan is trying to get in as much partying as possible over the coming weeks.

Can you blame her?

Oh, right. Totally. What a trainwreck.

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PLEASE READ: GO TO THIS LINK: http://www.thepetitionsite.com... AND SIGN IT. SEND THIS TO AT LEAST 10 YOUTUBE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE IN 3 DAYS.

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This woman just does not care. Really. She does whatever she wants then cries if she gets in trouble. Whatever. Great parenting there Michael and dina. Really, bang up job. She is a train wreck who will die young at this rate. The lockdown rehab will do no good I bet

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I don't why Lindsay was not forced into rehab immediately. I guess those around her will watch her while she kills herself and the if something happens everyone will talk about how great she was cuz that's what we do here In America

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Lindsay Lohan takes to the DJ decks Brazilian Party Photos here http://tinyurl.com/Lindsay-Lohan-Brazilian-Party

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Stupid drugged out cracken. STD spreading bitch!
Lying, stealing hooker!

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😈The Passion of the Lohan😇
http://youtu.be/SaOpy5DELUM

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please name the good things she did in her short life?
................UH.............EUH...........sorry, there simply aren't any, folks!!

Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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