You might wanna turn away, Selena Gomez.
On last night's edition of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Justin Bieber got up close and VERY personal with the host's female mannequin.
Seriously. There's some major tongue slippage going on here:
Aside from getting to first base with inanimate objects, Bieber addressed a number of ongoing controversies with the host.
What about all those driving violations, for starters?
"The police really like to pull me over," Bieber said. "I don't do anything, I promise. It looks bad, you see pictures of me, but really, the tints are really dark and a lot of the times they'll pull me over..."
"I don't want to cause accidents because people are trying to take pictures and I thought it would be more safe for everyone else if I had dark tints."
"I'm having fun being 18 and enjoying my life and being responsible."
That's all well and good. But it is possible to have too much fun, isn't it?